today in class my teacher asked us all what our favorite channels were and everyone said “mtv” or “comedy central” but i was the only one who was mature enough to say “fox news”. i hate this generation so much
This is the most pretentious fucking thing i’ve ever heard get off your high horse
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
I am a restuarant manager…. I have seen this hair cut more times than i care to count
This is the “I fuck black guys” haircut
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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